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Your grandma about some random nerd: "Takoooooooy krasivy".
Valerianka is the Russian type of xanax that your mom and grandma have a serious stash of.
None of your American friends' moms wear see-through clothes.
You don't understand why everyone doesn't sleep with a puhovaya adeyala, even in the summer.